You know its hot when....

You know it’s hot when you can’t walk from the bedroom to the living room without breaking into a sweat.
You know it’s hot when your African colleagues complain about the heat.
You know it’s hot when sweat beads form on your upper lip.
You know it’s hot when you lie on your bed spread eagle and don’t want to move.
You know it’s hot when even the cold shower is welcome.
You know it’s hot when there is a drip between your boobs.
You know it’s hot when the fan can’t begin to keep you cool.
You know it’s hot when you resent turning on the light because of the heat it emits.
You know it’s hot when you look for excuses to open the fridge door and just stand there.
You know it’s hot when even the British won’t drink tea.
You know it’s hot when you drink two litres of water and still don’t need to pee.
You know it’s hot when you just lie there thinking about ways to finish the sentence “You know it’s hot when…”